I am still a big time sookielala (wimp) when it comes to the one on one, street evangelicalism so I am sticking with the tract depositing by stealth.
However even depositing tracts by stealth still comes with its pit falls, challenges, fears, worries and problems!!!
Maybe it is demons, or maybe its just natural nervousness’s, but I can be in a multi story car park planing to deposit tracts on to a few cars either side of where we have parked. But even after 3 looks for people coming I still have trouble putting it under the wiper! It is just like there is someone watching… I still feel like someone is going to catch me and say “HAY YOU CANT PUT THAT THERE… WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?”
OK I deserve the sookielala of the year for that omission!
So why did I call this post “NEW tract delivery system!!!”
well it is because I now have a cool new tract delivery system that’s why…
Behold the “TRTDS” Toilet Roll Tract Delivery System”STEP 1: Unroll about half meter of toilet roll with left hand. STEP 2: insert million dollar bill with right hand. STEP 3: Roll up toilet roll and make it look natural. STEP 4: wipe off the smug look on you face, that only great achievement and satisfaction of a job well done can create. STEP 5: Turn around and unroll hand towel mounted on wall. STEP 6: follow STEPS 1 through 4 STEP 7: Open door, walk to next toilet and repeat.
So why did I invent the TRTDS? because I am a sookielala, thats why.
OK so there might be a little more to it than that, it all happened last year when I LOADED the toilet in the Office Works, in Launcestion. After decking out the toilet with million dollar bills, good person tracts, etc… I opened the door only to have a lady looking straight at me, patiently waiting to use the toilet.
RUN AWAY!!! was the word screaming in my head! RUN AWAY!!! find my wife and child who should be right around the corner and we can coolly and calmly WALK away…
So I turn the corner and find that it was nappy changing time! To my horror just next to the toilet. So with “RUN AWAY she will be coming out soon” going on in my head, I was praying “oh dear sweet Jesus, You know that I was doing a GOOD thing, PLEASE keep her in the toilet until we get away! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”
Needless to say, the world didn’t end! the sky didn’t fall, the lady didn’t come out. most likely she took so long because she was reading the track, so all was safe.
what is the old saying?
“Necessity is the mother of all inventions…”